How to make mpresion and gain respect in Lithuania

Dont take to seriuos. But those advices can work in Lithuania. So, if you are..

from England – you can say for Lithuanian, that you searching a labor for work in UK. In most cases people will like you. In other cases, if you meet not simple workers, they will understand you. Ask for “Cepelinai”

.. from Germany. You can tell that you working in WV, BMW or Audi. Lithuanians loves that cars and love people who made them. You can tell them that Germany beer is the best, but second is Lithuanian. Or you can replace order. Ask for “Cepelinai”.

.... from France, you can say that you come to revolt. Lithuanians almost do not make trouble for police, but a revolution sounds so romantic. Also, if you want to make more impression, you can tell that sometimes you making original vine. Ask for “Cepelinai”

...from Spain, you should tell that you love basketball. Also tell that when you watching Eurobasket or Olympics you see only one competitor for Spain – Lithuania national basketball team. Ask for cepelinai.

...from Italy, tell that “Chilli Pizza” sucks and you are here because you want to open real, Italian pizzeria. Also, you can tell that you are searching for a models or you are designer. Ask for “Cepelinai”

... Turkey..Wait, it not matters were you from. Lithuanians do not see differences when peoples skin is a little bit darker than Lithuanians. So, you can always tell that Kebabs in Lithuania sucks and you will open a restaurant were you will serve real Turkish dish. Or, you can tell that you owning Kebabs network in Lithuania. Ask for “Cepelinai”

...from Poland, do not say, that Vilnius is part of Poland. Because isint. Tell that you don’t like Legia or Lech. Ask for “Cepelinai”.

...from Russia, just tell that you are not going to make a federation from Lithuania. Drink vodka with Lithuanian. Ask for “Cepelinai”.

....from Asia (yes, it not matters were from, because Lithuanians do not see differences when looking to Korean, Japan or China) tell that you are Asian food guru well known in your country. But you want to try local dishes to bring them to Asian cusine. So… Yes. Ask for “Cepelinai”

...from USA. Tell that you love basketball. If you really love, don’t tell if you think that NBA is stronger than Euroleague. Also, tell that burgers come from USA and you know perfect recipe. Ask for “Cepelinai”.

And.. What is fucking “CEPELINAI” ? No, you do not want to try them.